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GarryThe Ringleader
Likes: great white north, mountains, clean drinking water, maple syrup & waffles,
hops, snowboarding, wii bowling, garage band, my junior year in high school, making
music with my friends, red-headed green eyed women named Kristal and any beer made
with any of the above in mind!
Dislikes: ugly Americans, mindless obedience, bullshit conversations, "being seen",
emo-country, guilt/fear based cults, suduko, flaky friends, materialism, gas-guzzlers,
any thing known as the big three!
"When I grow up I want to be a goat herder."
Secret not many people know about me: I once killed my imaginary friend for lying
to me.
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TimmThe Chancellor
Timm’s too busy to write a bio, so I’ll tell you what I know – Don’t be fooled by his unassuming demeanor, he’ll bust your balls so stealthily that you won’t feel it until long after he’s out of range. Too much wine makes him cry.
Timm also likes super cool pedal bike races and hopes to teach a llama how to use a litter box so it can live inside.
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BrettBrewer, bartender, faith healer
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Brett fight. [More]
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ErnieBartender
At the tender age of 8 my father dragged me to an Ozzy concert where I witnessed
the brutal on-stage beheading of a bat. Since that night, I've been treading the
fine line between enthusiast and addict in all endeavors, playing my life out like
a mock 80's Osbourne reality show. Combine the physical agility of Brian Boitano,
the gentle stoicism of Mother Teresa, and a healthy dose of Jim Belushi and you
have one Ernesto.
Current faves: Draft = Jolly Pumpkin, Bam Biere I've been smitten by the Jolly P,
and their beer represents the best domestic take on Belgian style artisan ales that
I've run across. Aging in oak casks makes this brewery a serious contender. If you
are a fan of Belgians, you must try this now! Bottle = Chimay Cing Cents (Tripel)
If you've never tried Chimay, you're missing out. This legendary trappist brewery
is on my top 10 list. Great flavor, a little fruit, a little spice, and some zesty
carbonation. So tasty that you'll barely notice the 8.00% ABV....
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SteveChief Beer Geek
How Steve arrived at HopCat is shrouded in mystery! We opened the front door one day to find him swadled in a cloth made from 100% hemp & laying in a basket made of hop vines...very mysterious & kinda creepy if you ask me. But we quickly learned, as you will too, that Steve is on a first name basis with "THE BEER GODS" and his knowledge of beer and commitment to bringing West Michigan the finest brews will smite thee! We affectionately refer to Steve as our Chief Beer Geek!
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JustinBartender
Don't ask Juice a question unless you're ready to feel stupid. It's funny 'cause it's true!
Justin is quick with a joke and a light of your smoke and the microphone smells like a beer and all that crap. Trust Juice to set you straight and keep ya there.
Little known fact about Juicy...he's always wanted to be in the C.I.A., so he likes it when you speak in code...wink wink, nudge nudge!
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KimBartender
Kim is everybody's favorite person. I mean EVERYONE! Even you, you just don't know it yet. Don't tell her I said this, okay?
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CoreyBartender
I know what you're thinking...How do I know that guy? Corey is everywhere! You could be at the bank and BAM! There's Corey getting you your money. You could be at your local coffee shop and BAM! There's Corey asking you if you want cream and sugar. You could be getting your oil changed and BAM! There's Corey asking you if you want your wipers changed. Corey probably went to high school with you. He definitely knows your Mom and Dad. Corey is either the most customer service oriented person I've ever met, or he has about a dozen doppelgangers ! Corey is planning on washing your car for you later too, so you'd better decide now if you want the tropical or the pine scented air freshener.
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JakeBartender
You ever meet that person who is no holds barred one of the coolest people ever? No BS, totally laid back, not too much country, not too little rock n roll?
Jake knows him too.
He hates that guy!
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JeremyBartender
SWM 31YO, ISO Smart, Sexy & Fun-Lovin'
I enjoy being outdoors, cuddling, old movies & loud music.
Other bartenders need not apply!
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ShelbyBartender
In the first 5 seconds of meeting her you will discover 3 things...
She loves her some Jon Bon Jovi,
her favorite band is Bon Jovi, and
Did I already mention Bon Jovi?
Shelby is a lot of fun and she loves to sing...Bon Jovi!
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JeffBrewer
Jeff...what can you say about Jeff that hasn't already been said three or four times? Well regardless of whatever those people have said, WE LIKE HIM! We also think that after tasting one of his tasty brews you will too...no matter how bad his feet smell...sorry, was that out loud?
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