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GarryThe Ringleader
Likes: great white north, mountains, clean drinking water, maple syrup & waffles,
hops, snowboarding, wii bowling, garage band, my junior year in high school, "making
music with my friends", red-headed green eyed women named Kristal and any beer made
with any of the above in mind!
Dislikes: ugly Americans, mindless obedience, bullshit conversations, "being seen",
emo-country, guilt/fear based "cults", suduko, flaky friends, materialism, gas-guzzlers,
any thing known as "the big three"!
"When I grow up I want to be a goat herder."
Secret not many people know about me: I once killed my imaginary friend for lying
to me.
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TimmThe Chancellor
Timm’s too busy to write a bio, so I’ll tell you what I know – Don’t be fooled by his unassuming demeanor, he’ll bust your balls so stealthily that you won’t feel it until long after he’s out of range. Too much wine makes him cry.
Timm also likes super cool pedal bike races and hopes to teach a llama how to use a litter box so it can live inside.
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BrettThe Beervangalist
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Brett [More]
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CherylBartender
The lightweight Latvian… she returns to Grand Rapids tough as nails after working
a stint at a biker bar in Kalamazoo. If she's not tending bar you'll see her sitting
next to you sipping a Unibroue Ephemere, Lindemann's Framboise, cider, or Jager
and Red Bull. For some scintillating conversation ask her what she feeds her pet
Herman or why she'll soon be the next Sue Johanson.
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ScottBartender
I am a beer -enthusiast, -advocate, -geek, -nut, and -ambassador all rolled into
one long-haired and bearded package (dude, you do not have long hair! - ed.). I
brew my own often, I've helped brew commercially, I've even traveled to Belgium
just for it; in essence, I love this beautiful libation. My favorite brew may happen
to be Saison Dupont, or Hideout’s Bootleg IPA at the moment, but that may change
the second I try something new (Hopcat's selection of Belgians just may cause me
psychological trauma). I'm a GR native and I love the hell out of this town. Oh
yeah, and I love Scotch too.
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ErnieBartender
At the tender age of 8 my father dragged me to an Ozzy concert where I witnessed
the brutal on-stage beheading of a bat. Since that night, I've been treading the
fine line between enthusiast and addict in all endeavors, playing my life out like
a mock 80's Osbourne reality show. Combine the physical agility of Brian Boitano,
the gentle stoicism of Mother Teresa, and a healthy dose of Jim Belushi and you
have one Ernesto.
Current faves: Draft = Jolly Pumpkin, Bam Biere I've been smitten by the Jolly P,
and their beer represents the best domestic take on Belgian style artisan ales that
I've run across. Aging in oak casks makes this brewery a serious contender. If you
are a fan of Belgians, you must try this now! Bottle = Chimay Cing Cents (Tripel)
If you've never tried Chimay, you're missing out. This legendary trappist brewery
is on my top 10 list. Great flavor, a little fruit, a little spice, and some zesty
carbonation. So tasty that you'll barely notice the 8.00% ABV....
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